When my belly button decides to transform from an innie to an outie, will it suddenly POP into position?
My dog got into the trash and currently is hiding underneath the bed, licking a can of Spaghetti-O’s clean.
Baby showers are weird. My mom and friend are planning a Minnesota one for me for the end of next month and I have all these weird worries. What if no one shows up? OMG I don’t have many friends/family that I still talk to in MN. How will I get the gifts back home? And the weirdest one: will I have a big enough bump by June 27th?!
I want to move to the country in some random state where land and houses are cheap and live off the land. Not necessarily full-on homesteading, but growing a garden and raising some chickens. I want to up and sell my house, take the profits and buy a house in cash somewhere and have no expenses. Caveats: has to have fast internet so I can work from home, has to not have a ton of snow, can’t be too hot or too cold all the time, and has to be safe. Does this miracle place exist?
We’re in escrow again on our house and there’s a 30 day timer that just started until we can finally declare this place sold. I am SO ready to move and be on to the next step. I am simultaneously excited and scared as fuck to move out to the suburbs.
I feel like my body is entirely made up of acid reflux. I got reflux from eating a slice of banana bread. WTF.
Amazon Fresh is kind of a blessing and a curse. I accidentally ordered a massive jar of oversized pickles, because I couldn’t see the size on the web page. I also accidentally ordered 4 cans of tomato bisque instead of 2, and last week I got two big containers of red grapes and could only eat one before they went bad. I’ve also ordered an industrial size package of soba noodles that took us 6 months to eat, and Luke ordered a mega pack of paper bowls when he meant to order plates.
I pee so often in the middle of the night (5-6 times) now that I’ve stopped flushing the toilet until the morning. I figure we’re in a drought and I’m just peeing on top of my own pee anyway so…yeah.
I am behind on box office hits. I need to see Age of Ultron, Pitch Perfect 2, and Mad Max.
I just started watching Parenthood and I’m basically in love. It’s really good. Am I getting old? I’m getting old.
Luke and I went to Babies R Us and did our baby shower registry last weekend and it was overwhelming. Baby stuff is expensive! But fun, and adorable. Also, walking around and scanning things is awesome. I doubt we’ll get much of it from friends/family, but it will be nice to have a good shopping list at the end. Apparently they give a 25% off completion discount coupon so we’ll be able to buy everything that’s left on our list at a heavy discount at the end.
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